Who am I?

I am known by many names. The Mad Hattress, PK, Princess Kitten, Amy, Kitty. But I am really DEMENTIA, Vampire Queen of the INSANE!!! Mwahahaa! Hide your children, lock your house, because DEMENTIA KNOWS WHERE YOU LIIIIVE!!! MWAHAHAAAA!!!! Fine. Maybe I'm just PK. But If I WERE a super evil villainess, I'd be DEMENTIA!!! MWAHAHA!!!!

If you are sane, I suggest that you run away. Yes, now. If you wish to become insane, or already are, stay there and FEEL MY WRATH!!!!

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Introduction and Warning

This blog is a blog. It is made by Blog Drive. YAY BLOG DRIVE! I suggest you check out other blogs. There are a few links provided below. If you dislike this blog, your money is returned, guaranteed. (Which means you get NADA, considering this is a free site.)

This is your last warning before the ride starts. Please, no children under 5, no pregnant or ill people, no humans with high blood pressure or anyone prone to heart attacks. If you are not human, you are quiet welcome to eat the foolish mortals. Ha. No insurance is provided. If you happen to lose any items or limbs, they might be found later at the lost and found. Please, no food or drinks on the ride. If there is any turbulence during the ride, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye. If you are unable to do this, you may vomit in the person in front of you's hair. The ride is about to start. I hope you enjoy a roller coaster through Wonderland.

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The History of the PK

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, (also known as Earth) there was a girl named Amy. This girl was fairly normal, and boring. She could hardly be classified as a geek yet, unless if by shallow children who found her awkward height, glasses, and pimples intimidating. She never had affairs with fictional characters, never roleplayed, never wrote fan fiction or drew fan art, and didn't have a nickname, except perhaps Amsy. Her only good point was that she was obsessed with A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Then, one fateful day, while bored during her March Break, she stumbled upon a message board for fellow ASOUE fans. The only problem was, she had to have a screen name. Thinking of her two favourite objects, she thus became Princess Kitten the 2nd (or rather, princesskitten2). She introduced herself to the other fans, and discovered their strangeness. There were many animals like herself, many citrus fruits, and many fans of certain books and shows, especially Lord Of The Rings. She also noticed their insanity. At first, it was a little overwhelming, as she had always been fairly normal. But soon, not only did she become insane, she became a cat, or rather Kitten. She made many friends, and, although took a leave of absence once, came back happily and excitedly. Then, everything fell apart.

It started over, what the newly named PK, thought was a trivial matter. A few of the posts on the message board were moved. But this bothered many of the boardies. They rebelled against this action and were rudely insulted by the mover of the posts. Soon, the owner of the board joined with the mover of the posts. It was around this time that PK, or Amy, decided that it was too unpeaceful for her to remain. She, sadly left. The message board, her beloved Consternizing Community, was closed.

But, unbeknowst to Amy, a new board was made, and then another, by the boardies who were determined to stay together. Then, PK decided to return to the board, ashamed about her cowardice. Luckily, the boardies welcomed her back. She again left for a while, but came back, especially after fellow boardie, Arwen, noted how long she had gone away and how she should come back. All was peaceful, in the land of insanity.

Over a summer, PK decided to read AIW, a book which was always fun to read. She enjoyed it greatly, and began imagining herself as Alice, or the Cheshire Puss, or the Mad Hatter. But she soon became a large fan, and one day, after sketching a few lemons (her obsession at the time) she created the female counterpart of the Mad Hatter. The Mad Hattress. That was also the day she decided to become that character. So, she turned back into a human, and gained the name The Mad Hattress. All was well, and PK felt her insanity grow.

It wasn't suddenly when PK noticed it, but it seemed that some of the boardies were getting tired of the board. Many of them were starting high school, or college, and therefore could not help but spend less time on the internet. Still, it seemed that too many were leaving. Apparently, PK wasn't the only one who knew this, because, one day, the board was closed. PK was worried, and anxious for the board to open again, sad to not be able to talk to the boardies. Then, it was opened again, but changed. This bothered many of the boardies, but after tweaking with the layout, they finally were able to satisfy everyone. Thus, the board became The Suspicious Society.

As of today, PK is still known as the Mad Hattress. She not only is still a proud boardie, but managed to make a blog (even though it's not the best). She has moved on from Dorian Gray, and now currently is obsessed over Gerard Way, of My Chemical Romance. She resides in Wonderland and still believes that it is the 1850s. Besides from falling asleep and coming to visit her yourself, you may reach her at TheCheshirePuss@hotmail.com.

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MINE!!!!!


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Alright. Next stop, River City, Iowa. Or rather, stuff.


{All of the material on the blog is made, sponsored, produced, acted, written, and used by PK. Perhaps not all at once, though.}
   

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Songs that You Should Hear:

Anything by-Evanescence (not an actual song, I mean anything by Evanescence. They rock!)
Anything by-My Chemical Romance
Anything by-The Spill Canvas
Anything by-The Used
Anything by-Taking Back Sunday
Anything by-Fall Out Boy
Weak and Powerless-A Perfect Circle
Eight Easy Steps-Alanis Morissette
Head Over Feet-Alanis Morissette
Hands Clean-Alanis Morissette
Doth I Protest Too Much-Alanis Morissette
Flavour of the Week-American Hi Fi
My World-Avril Lavigne
Naked-Avril Lavigne
One Week-Barenaked Ladies
Pinch Me-Barenaked Ladies
Jane-Barenaked Ladies
Go Home-Barenaked Ladies
Places You Have Come To Fear The Most-Dashboard Confessional
As Lovers Go-Dashboard Confessional
Bye Bye Boyfriend-Fefe Dobson
Kiss Me Fool-Fefe Dobson
Unforgiven-Fefe Dobson
Forever and a Day-First Time Fallen
Time of Your Life-Green Day
Pretty Life-Jakalope
Pain-Jimmy Eats World
The Middle-Jimmy Eats World
Pretend To Be Nice-Josie and the Pussycats
Three Small Words-Josie and the Pussycats
You Don't See Me-Josie and the Pussycats
Sometimes Want to Die-Joy Drop
Original Skin-Katy Rose
Glow-Katy Rose
Lemon-Katy Rose
Overdrive-Katy Rose
Teaching Myself to Dream-Katy Rose
I Like-Katy Rose
Stole-Kelly Rowland
It's About Time-Lillix
Breaking the Habit-Linkin Park
Numb-Linkin Park
Extraordinary-Liz Phair
You Get Me-Michelle Branch
Hotel Paper-Michelle Branch
Float On-Modest Mouse
We're In This Together Now-Nine Inch Nails
Heart Shaped Box-Nirvana
Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana
You Know You're Right-Nirvana
Do Re Mi-Nirvana
Marigold-Nirvan
Sappy-Nirvana
About A Girl-Nirvana
Lithium-Nirvana
Do You Love Me-Nirvana
Life-Our Lady Peace
Innocent-Our Lady Peace
Clumsy-Our Lady Peace
Somewhere Out There-Our Lady Peace
Perfect-Simple Plan
Addicted-Simple Plan
Fallen Through-Skye Sweetnam
Number One-Skye Sweetnam
Tangled Up In Me-Skye Sweetnam
Paint it Black-The Tea Party
Writings on the Wall-The Tea Party
One Step Closer Away-The Tea Party
What's Good For Me-Lucy Woodward
Story of a Girl-Nine Days
Take Me Out-Franz Ferdinand
Tell Her Tonight-Franz Ferdinand
All Of My Love-Led Zeppelin
Immigrant Song-Led Zeppelin
Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
Dazed and Confused-Led Zeppelin
And Your Bird Can Sing-The Beatles
Michelle-The Beatles
I Am The Walrus-The Beatles
I Feel Fine-The Beatles
Suicide Note-The Drive
Mr. Brightside-The Killers
Last Night-The Strokes


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Quotable Quotes:

M-To that end, I set my wolf among you sheep.
Dorian Gray-Growl.

Rodney Skinner-Hello my freaky darlings.

Draco Malfoy-Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry-[disguised as Goyle] Uhh... Reading.
Draco Malfoy-Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Gilderoy Lockhart-AMAZING! This is just like magic!

Narrator-The muffin tree said nothing, as it was a tree, and trees don't talk.

Arwen-The highway man, the highway man
He lurks behind your toe
He paints your nails and clips your tails,
And never says hello

Jack Sparrow- Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth- One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow- But why is the rum gone?

Gordo- But, he hearts you, MRNDA.

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The Grand Finale!!!

Thank you for riding the PK express. We will soon be landing in Sanity, Earth. If you happen to see anyone on the wings of the plane, close your eyes and think happy thoughts. I hope you had a pleasant trip. This is your captain, attendent, stewardess, PK. Or so you think. But in reality, I'm am DEMENTIA!!! Vampire queen of the INSANE!!! MWAHAHA!!! This flight will crash in 3, 2, 1..... Fine, we're landing at an airport, happy? Sheesh, some people...

{All of the material on the blog is STILL made, sponsored, produced, acted, written, and used by PK. Perhaps not all at once, though.}

If you can read this:
Wow, you're a smart cookie. So therefore you get a cookie!!!
(Or perhaps I'm in between layouts and forgot to change the text colour so that you can actually see this, but still!)
Does this mean you actually read all the random stuff I put? Wow! You're my hero! Or maybe you just sneaked down, but still! Anyways, I hope you liked my blog! (Although you probably didn't...)

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Please tell me that you're alright, yeah everything is alright...

Wow. My first day of high school. o____o that is crazy. (Heeee...aww, I guess this blog is getting to it's third year?)

Let me tell you all about it!!

Alright.

6:00 am: Wake up call.
AH MY GOD. THAT IS SO EARLY. O____O HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE AWAKE THAT EARLY??!!! (That is six hours earlier than I woke up during vacation.  Ten hours on some days.>___>)
So. My mom came in, I barely noticed she was there, then suddenly realized that I had to wake up. Even though I probably only fell asleep 5 hours earlier...
So, I got dressed (to impress! Hee. <3 spiffy shirt and spiffy skirt, and fish net stockings.)
Put in contacts. (Aiii. Which hurts more when you have red eyes that want to close.)
Brushed hair. Put makeup on. Blah blah.

6:35 am: Rusty woke up.
>_> I had taken 35 minutes to get pretty. He crawled out of bed and got ready in three minutes. Guys.

6:45 am: Parents take picture.
Yeah. They're the type who take pictures before every first day of school. (Which is cool in my opinion. I like having pictures to remember everything.)
And then Adrianne came over. Rusty and I rushed to get our bags.
So we walked over to the bus stop.
Adrianne and I sang the "I'm cold" song. (I sighed inwardly. Maybe things weren't that different.)

7:55-ish am: Bus ride
So. The bus came. It was crazy, the bus basically was filled just with our first stop. o_o
It was a really long bus ride. And pretty boring, since I had 40 minutes with nothing to do.
Except...I like just riding in vehicles. Whether I'm off to track and field day (X____x) or a friend's house, there's just something really calming about it. Because...whether I'm off to have fun or be tortured, there's always that few minutes of peace. (Or, in this case, 40 minutes...)
So...we got to school. I wasn't exactly sure where to go, so I just followed Adrianne around.
We talked to follow WEJ-ys, then, I went to my locker. (My high school locker. o_o) Dropped off my bag.
And went to my first class.

(and from here I don't remember the exact times, so I'll just write the events...)

First Class Ever in High School

So...first class was math.
I had to stand around for a while outside the door, since there were maybe 20 minutes from when we got to school to when school actually started...
The doors opened. I went in. Looked for a solitary seat in the back, managed to get one in the front.
And then...hah...Colin Johnstone came and sat beside me. Colin Johnstone. O___o (HAHAHAA. Okay, so this probably means very little to you...well, he was this guy in my class back in grade 6. He was really weird. I wouldn't go so far as to call him my friend, but I guess I was nicer to him than most, since he was somewhat outcast. Oh em Gee, he asked me to the grade 6 grad dance. >_> of course, I declined. He wasn't being serious anyways.)
So he came, said  "areyouAmy?". (He has a tendency to speak fast without making sense...) I asked "what?", giggling inwardly. He again asked "Are you Amy?". I said "Uh...yeah." So he said "I'm Colin. I was in your grade 6 class, remember?" I tried to be as polite as I could, but I couldn't help but giggle a little as I said, "Oh, yeah. Hi Colin!"
So. He ruined my whole loner attempt. But at least he let me sit in silence.
Then, a few minutes later, the girl beside him asked him "How old are you, seven?". "Oh, yeah. I get that a lot." (He's pretty short. >_>;)
And so they kinda started fighting. He affirmed that he was in fact 14. She thought it was attitude. (Umm, hello, you just told him he looked like he's 7. Is there a nice way to take that?) Then he remarked how she was a grade 10 in a grade 9 class. (Oh yeah, she's cool. Failing math is hawt!) She asked if there was a problem with that, and said that she really wasn't the person to cross.
Anyways, it ended up with her swearing life would be a lot harder from then on. (Isn't she cool? Failing math, AND threatening grade 9s. I so wanna be like her when I grow up! Although, I guess Colin does have an attitude, but she did insult him. Ah dunno. I'll just move on...)
So eventually the teacher came in (after plenty of swearing from the grade 10s who are so cool that they decided to fail last year.)
She changed the seating arrangement, so now I'm beside...ummm...some other guy. >_> forgot his name. Blake? Something like that...
After that it was just explaining stuff. (And a math puzzle. Which...I have for homework...I should go work on that soon...)
Well, my math teacher seems nice.
The students don't. I predict grade 10 girl will be a problem. (By the way, it's not so much that I have a problem with people who fail classes, as long as it's because they don't understand, and they're not just lazy. But it's more that she was so rude to the grade nines...)

First Break Ever of High School

Erm...way too long. I dropped my math book off in my locker, (after failing to open the lock at least 4 times...) visited Adrienne and Steph, talked to Rusty, and still had time before my next class. But...ah well. (it could be more useful if I had classes at opposite ends of the school or something, I guess...)

Second Period

Drama. :3
So, waited outside the room for a while. A girl attempted to learn all our names, but thought I was Emma. But she did like my skirt. (Ooo, so did someone in my math class. And I think someone in the halls randomly...)
Then the teacher came. I met up with Manleen. Boy sat beside me. (Or rather, he was probably sitting beside his friend, and I just happened to be there.)
Boy asked Manleen how she was. She said okay. He said that was good to hear. (Heehee.)
Teacher did attendance. She said we could talk if we wanted.
So boy asked me how I was. I said fine. He said he was good. He asked me for our names. He told us he was Leo. (Hah, awesome name, duntcha think? ...I assume that's how it's spelt...)
Leo has long dark hair which he wears in a ponytail. He has blue eyes and a face full of freckles. He's shorter than me, thin and lanky. (Nurie: he actually looks somewhat like Treespinner.)
So he asked Manleen how she was again. I told him he already asked. He said he had asked me. I reminded him that he had asked her before. We continued debating for a bit, then Manleen butted in to our lovely conversation and said that I should stop arguing with him. (Manleen thinks I'm an angry girl who takes things too seriously, and has an out of control temper or some such thing. She also thinks I'm going to come out of high school a mean girl. Isn't that lovely?)
And then, when we were passing the sheets on the course, he was somewhat dazed when I leaned over to pass the paper to him. I waved the paper in front of his face, and a few people giggled. He suddenly noticed, and told me to be more obvious next time.
And then he died. (We were playing wink murder. :3)

And then we had an assembly. (He sat behind me, with some cool punky girls, and occasionally put his arms in front of me to grab stuff from his friend in front of me.)
Leo seems really cool. I hope we get to be friends. (Oh, by the way, this feeling is purely platonic, if you were wondering.)

Lunch
 
So then I had to go figure out where to go for lunch. (After Adrianne told me probably 3 times that I had to go get lunch. I was just following her around until then.)
Free hotdogs. Whoo hoo. Oh well, there was a free coke too. So it was fine. And free. (And very crowded.)
So I went and sat by the windows in the foyer, wondering where Adrianne was.
Krissy came and sat with me for a bit. (Ruining my angsty loner-ness) Then she ran off somewhere.
Eventually Adrianne came back.
We ate. We stared at bleach-blond-puppy-boy and popsicle-mohawk-boy. (erm, I think Adrianne said their names are...Brandon and...Jeff? Maybe...not sure...) I noticed Leo off with the cool punky girls. (I decided that I wanted to join their group. They seemed cool...)
After commenting on all the band tees we had seen, we went upstairs. Talked to Steph, Laxanna and Manleen for a bit. They went off. Adrianne and I stood around her locker for a while.
Lunch was still not over. Not even when I took 4 tries to open my locker.
It technically wasn't even done when I headed downstairs for my next class. >__> so far the breaks are very long...

Room 108

French class. I stood outside and doodled for a bit. The teacher let us in.
I noticed there were names on the desks, and found mine, which, though in the back, was not solitary. "Echo" was the name on the card on the desk beside me.
Echo, a girl with funky red hair, came and sat beside me.
So...French was fine. The teacher doesn't seem very French. I mean, I guess he can speak it, but he has a strange accent when he does. (Maybe I'm just too used to French teachers actually being French.)
But he seemed nice enough. (Even though Echo was mouthing to her friend on the other side of me how he was "so gay". >___>;)

Break Number 2

Too long. Just like the other one. Ah well. I just stood outside the classroom and doodled for a while.

Last Class

(By the way, by here my exhaustion was taking over. And my eyes were really sore from my contacts.)
English. My last class.
Got an alphabetical seating arrangement. I think the girl beside me's name is..Sam? (I am so bad at names...)
I was rather excited, actually. I like English. :D
But she forced us to do a "Scavenger Hunt" where we tried to find out who fit random descriptions. (Like, plays guitar, watches Canadian Idol, etc.) And therefore I had to socialize. (Although, actually, people just came to me. :3)
And then we got our textbooks and looked through them. Got a "Three Little Pigs" story (that shall inflict nightmares, apparently) to read. And...that was basically it.

Teh Bus

So, school was out! Yays! (Yesh, I had homework to do. >_> but at least I could be at home where my cats love me and wont swear constantly...)
I had no clue where to look for the bus. So I just followed Rusty. :3 And picked up Adrianne at her locker on the way.
On the way to the bus, I saw this really cool (coughcutecough) guy, with black hair with red bangs, and an Avenged Sevenfold band tee, and yeah. He was cool. (I think Adrianne said he was in her math class...or maybe she was talking about someone else, he looked pretty old...)
So when we got on the bus, the seats were basically all taken. Adrianne went near the back and sat with some random person. I sat with Rusty. (Hee, what are siblings for?)
And another bus ride.
Although, apparently, the guys in the back were talking about me? o_O
Adrianne just called my name and said that they were talking about me. I asked what they were saying, but she didn't know. But when I turned around to talk to her, this guy said something like "Hey, it's her." and I think he invited me to go join their discussion? I just ignored it. I must say, though, I am curious WHAT they were saying. I could only think of "OOO, look at Rusty's girlfriend!" or "Heh, look at her. That freaky goth hippy. Thing." >_> yeah. I actually get that a lot. Both that I'm apparently Rusty's girlfriend, not his sister, and that I'm a goth.
But anyways. Long bus trip. Really bored.
Happy to be home, but exhausted, and not so happy about the homework I already managed to accumulate. On my first day. >___<



So, my over all thoughts on high school, so far?

...Okay, this is rather odd, but...
I'm actually kind of excited about my classes. I mean, there's a lot of homework involved, which will kill me, and I am a little nervous about how well I'll do, but...my classes sound cool.
I really love English. I could write forever, if I had the time and strength in my hands.
I like French. It's this weird thing about me, but I really want to learn a bunch of languages. (I doubt I ever will, but I can start with French, and maybe Spanish...) Again, lots of work, but it's something I want to learn.
Drama sounds like a lot of fun. I'll start out shy, but maybe they'll unleash the dramatic side of me. (Although, I'm sure Manleen will not approve of this new side. Even though she doesn't like me when I'm shy either. >_>;)
And math...I don't love it. I don't hate it. I just like it in small doses, to help me think and such. And hopefully I'll pick up the new material.

Yesh, I am a geek. 8) Sorry, but I really like these classes! (Next term, however...the only thing I have to look forward to is art. >_> since I have geography, science, and gym, X__x...)

However, the social aspect...I'm not so fond of.
I'm sincerely thinking of staying a recluse. The art freak. A loner. (With the exception of Adrianne. ...although, this will make any group work I have in class very difficult.)
I mean...none of the other students seem very...alluring. I don't really feel the need to become friends with any of them. (With the exception of maybe Leo, and his friends...)
And there I was, thinking I'd join clubs, and go to dances, and make tons of friends. And now...I'd rather just go home and watch TV then be around them. (I am so like Rory. Next the "headmaster" will force me to be more social. >_>;)
Maybe I just don't know them yet. Maybe I should make an effort.
But it's so much easier just being alone.

Sigh. I'm going to miss the guys. I mean, I'll miss the girls too, but I still have female friends at West, and the other girls seem pretty nice. But...I miss male companionship. I don't mean boyfriends. (Although, I guess I wouldn't mind getting one of those some time...)
But...there's something about guys...that you just can't find in your female friends...
I dunno. Maybe I'm just boy crazy. >_>;

I'm tired. I should go to bed and get some sleep. Up again tomorrow, bright and early, to be surrounded by people I'd rather not be around.

(Meh. I'm in a bad mood now.)





Posted at 10:31 pm by TheMadHattress

 

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