So goodnight, goodnight... « The Mad Hattress's Asylum

Who am I?

I am known by many names. The Mad Hattress, PK, Princess Kitten, Amy, Kitty. But I am really DEMENTIA, Vampire Queen of the INSANE!!! Mwahahaa! Hide your children, lock your house, because DEMENTIA KNOWS WHERE YOU LIIIIVE!!! MWAHAHAAAA!!!! Fine. Maybe I'm just PK. But If I WERE a super evil villainess, I'd be DEMENTIA!!! MWAHAHA!!!!

If you are sane, I suggest that you run away. Yes, now. If you wish to become insane, or already are, stay there and FEEL MY WRATH!!!!

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Introduction and Warning

This blog is a blog. It is made by Blog Drive. YAY BLOG DRIVE! I suggest you check out other blogs. There are a few links provided below. If you dislike this blog, your money is returned, guaranteed. (Which means you get NADA, considering this is a free site.)

This is your last warning before the ride starts. Please, no children under 5, no pregnant or ill people, no humans with high blood pressure or anyone prone to heart attacks. If you are not human, you are quiet welcome to eat the foolish mortals. Ha. No insurance is provided. If you happen to lose any items or limbs, they might be found later at the lost and found. Please, no food or drinks on the ride. If there is any turbulence during the ride, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye. If you are unable to do this, you may vomit in the person in front of you's hair. The ride is about to start. I hope you enjoy a roller coaster through Wonderland.

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The History of the PK

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, (also known as Earth) there was a girl named Amy. This girl was fairly normal, and boring. She could hardly be classified as a geek yet, unless if by shallow children who found her awkward height, glasses, and pimples intimidating. She never had affairs with fictional characters, never roleplayed, never wrote fan fiction or drew fan art, and didn't have a nickname, except perhaps Amsy. Her only good point was that she was obsessed with A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Then, one fateful day, while bored during her March Break, she stumbled upon a message board for fellow ASOUE fans. The only problem was, she had to have a screen name. Thinking of her two favourite objects, she thus became Princess Kitten the 2nd (or rather, princesskitten2). She introduced herself to the other fans, and discovered their strangeness. There were many animals like herself, many citrus fruits, and many fans of certain books and shows, especially Lord Of The Rings. She also noticed their insanity. At first, it was a little overwhelming, as she had always been fairly normal. But soon, not only did she become insane, she became a cat, or rather Kitten. She made many friends, and, although took a leave of absence once, came back happily and excitedly. Then, everything fell apart.

It started over, what the newly named PK, thought was a trivial matter. A few of the posts on the message board were moved. But this bothered many of the boardies. They rebelled against this action and were rudely insulted by the mover of the posts. Soon, the owner of the board joined with the mover of the posts. It was around this time that PK, or Amy, decided that it was too unpeaceful for her to remain. She, sadly left. The message board, her beloved Consternizing Community, was closed.

But, unbeknowst to Amy, a new board was made, and then another, by the boardies who were determined to stay together. Then, PK decided to return to the board, ashamed about her cowardice. Luckily, the boardies welcomed her back. She again left for a while, but came back, especially after fellow boardie, Arwen, noted how long she had gone away and how she should come back. All was peaceful, in the land of insanity.

Over a summer, PK decided to read AIW, a book which was always fun to read. She enjoyed it greatly, and began imagining herself as Alice, or the Cheshire Puss, or the Mad Hatter. But she soon became a large fan, and one day, after sketching a few lemons (her obsession at the time) she created the female counterpart of the Mad Hatter. The Mad Hattress. That was also the day she decided to become that character. So, she turned back into a human, and gained the name The Mad Hattress. All was well, and PK felt her insanity grow.

It wasn't suddenly when PK noticed it, but it seemed that some of the boardies were getting tired of the board. Many of them were starting high school, or college, and therefore could not help but spend less time on the internet. Still, it seemed that too many were leaving. Apparently, PK wasn't the only one who knew this, because, one day, the board was closed. PK was worried, and anxious for the board to open again, sad to not be able to talk to the boardies. Then, it was opened again, but changed. This bothered many of the boardies, but after tweaking with the layout, they finally were able to satisfy everyone. Thus, the board became The Suspicious Society.

As of today, PK is still known as the Mad Hattress. She not only is still a proud boardie, but managed to make a blog (even though it's not the best). She has moved on from Dorian Gray, and now currently is obsessed over Gerard Way, of My Chemical Romance. She resides in Wonderland and still believes that it is the 1850s. Besides from falling asleep and coming to visit her yourself, you may reach her at TheCheshirePuss@hotmail.com.

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MINE!!!!!

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Alright. Next stop, River City, Iowa. Or rather, stuff.

{All of the material on the blog is made, sponsored, produced, acted, written, and used by PK. Perhaps not all at once, though.}



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Izzie: Comes As You Are

Nurie: Rapture

Strawberry Gashes

TSS

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Songs that You Should Hear:

Anything by-Evanescence (not an actual song, I mean anything by Evanescence. They rock!)
Anything by-My Chemical Romance
Anything by-The Spill Canvas
Anything by-The Used
Anything by-Taking Back Sunday
Anything by-Fall Out Boy
Weak and Powerless-A Perfect Circle
Eight Easy Steps-Alanis Morissette
Head Over Feet-Alanis Morissette
Hands Clean-Alanis Morissette
Doth I Protest Too Much-Alanis Morissette
Flavour of the Week-American Hi Fi
My World-Avril Lavigne
Naked-Avril Lavigne
One Week-Barenaked Ladies
Pinch Me-Barenaked Ladies
Jane-Barenaked Ladies
Go Home-Barenaked Ladies
Places You Have Come To Fear The Most-Dashboard Confessional
As Lovers Go-Dashboard Confessional
Bye Bye Boyfriend-Fefe Dobson
Kiss Me Fool-Fefe Dobson
Unforgiven-Fefe Dobson
Forever and a Day-First Time Fallen
Time of Your Life-Green Day
Pretty Life-Jakalope
Pain-Jimmy Eats World
The Middle-Jimmy Eats World
Pretend To Be Nice-Josie and the Pussycats
Three Small Words-Josie and the Pussycats
You Don't See Me-Josie and the Pussycats
Sometimes Want to Die-Joy Drop
Original Skin-Katy Rose
Glow-Katy Rose
Lemon-Katy Rose
Overdrive-Katy Rose
Teaching Myself to Dream-Katy Rose
I Like-Katy Rose
Stole-Kelly Rowland
It's About Time-Lillix
Breaking the Habit-Linkin Park
Numb-Linkin Park
Extraordinary-Liz Phair
You Get Me-Michelle Branch
Hotel Paper-Michelle Branch
Float On-Modest Mouse
We're In This Together Now-Nine Inch Nails
Heart Shaped Box-Nirvana
Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana
You Know You're Right-Nirvana
Do Re Mi-Nirvana
Marigold-Nirvan
Sappy-Nirvana
About A Girl-Nirvana
Lithium-Nirvana
Do You Love Me-Nirvana
Life-Our Lady Peace
Innocent-Our Lady Peace
Clumsy-Our Lady Peace
Somewhere Out There-Our Lady Peace
Perfect-Simple Plan
Addicted-Simple Plan
Fallen Through-Skye Sweetnam
Number One-Skye Sweetnam
Tangled Up In Me-Skye Sweetnam
Paint it Black-The Tea Party
Writings on the Wall-The Tea Party
One Step Closer Away-The Tea Party
What's Good For Me-Lucy Woodward
Story of a Girl-Nine Days
Take Me Out-Franz Ferdinand
Tell Her Tonight-Franz Ferdinand
All Of My Love-Led Zeppelin
Immigrant Song-Led Zeppelin
Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
Dazed and Confused-Led Zeppelin
And Your Bird Can Sing-The Beatles
Michelle-The Beatles
I Am The Walrus-The Beatles
I Feel Fine-The Beatles
Suicide Note-The Drive
Mr. Brightside-The Killers
Last Night-The Strokes

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Quotable Quotes:

M-To that end, I set my wolf among you sheep.
Dorian Gray-Growl.

Rodney Skinner-Hello my freaky darlings.

Draco Malfoy-Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry-[disguised as Goyle] Uhh... Reading.
Draco Malfoy-Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Gilderoy Lockhart-AMAZING! This is just like magic!

Narrator-The muffin tree said nothing, as it was a tree, and trees don't talk.

Arwen-The highway man, the highway man
He lurks behind your toe
He paints your nails and clips your tails,
And never says hello

Jack Sparrow- Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth- One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow- But why is the rum gone?

Gordo- But, he hearts you, MRNDA.

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The Grand Finale!!!

Thank you for riding the PK express. We will soon be landing in Sanity, Earth. If you happen to see anyone on the wings of the plane, close your eyes and think happy thoughts. I hope you had a pleasant trip. This is your captain, attendent, stewardess, PK. Or so you think. But in reality, I'm am DEMENTIA!!! Vampire queen of the INSANE!!! MWAHAHA!!! This flight will crash in 3, 2, 1..... Fine, we're landing at an airport, happy? Sheesh, some people...

{All of the material on the blog is STILL made, sponsored, produced, acted, written, and used by PK. Perhaps not all at once, though.}

If you can read this:
Wow, you're a smart cookie. So therefore you get a cookie!!!
(Or perhaps I'm in between layouts and forgot to change the text colour so that you can actually see this, but still!)
Does this mean you actually read all the random stuff I put? Wow! You're my hero! Or maybe you just sneaked down, but still! Anyways, I hope you liked my blog! (Although you probably didn't...)

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