Who am I?
I am known by many names. The Mad Hattress, PK, Princess Kitten, Amy, Kitty. But I am really DEMENTIA, Vampire Queen of the INSANE!!! Mwahahaa! Hide your children, lock your house, because DEMENTIA KNOWS WHERE YOU LIIIIVE!!! MWAHAHAAAA!!!! Fine. Maybe I'm just PK. But If I WERE a super evil villainess, I'd be DEMENTIA!!! MWAHAHA!!!!
If you are sane, I suggest that you run away. Yes, now. If you wish to become insane, or already are, stay there and FEEL MY WRATH!!!!
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Introduction and Warning
This blog is a blog. It is made by Blog Drive. YAY BLOG DRIVE! I suggest you check out other blogs. There are a few links provided below. If you dislike this blog, your money is returned, guaranteed. (Which means you get NADA, considering this is a free site.)
This is your last warning before the ride starts. Please, no children under 5, no pregnant or ill people, no humans with high blood pressure or anyone prone to heart attacks. If you are not human, you are quiet welcome to eat the foolish mortals. Ha. No insurance is provided. If you happen to lose any items or limbs, they might be found later at the lost and found. Please, no food or drinks on the ride. If there is any turbulence during the ride, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye. If you are unable to do this, you may vomit in the person in front of you's hair. The ride is about to start. I hope you enjoy a roller coaster through Wonderland.
Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun DUUUUUN!
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The History of the PK
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, (also known as Earth) there was a girl named Amy. This girl was fairly normal, and boring. She could hardly be classified as a geek yet, unless if by shallow children who found her awkward height, glasses, and pimples intimidating. She never had affairs with fictional characters, never roleplayed, never wrote fan fiction or drew fan art, and didn't have a nickname, except perhaps Amsy. Her only good point was that she was obsessed with A Series Of Unfortunate Events.
Then, one fateful day, while bored during her March Break, she stumbled upon a message board for fellow ASOUE fans. The only problem was, she had to have a screen name. Thinking of her two favourite objects, she thus became Princess Kitten the 2nd (or rather, princesskitten2). She introduced herself to the other fans, and discovered their strangeness. There were many animals like herself, many citrus fruits, and many fans of certain books and shows, especially Lord Of The Rings. She also noticed their insanity. At first, it was a little overwhelming, as she had always been fairly normal. But soon, not only did she become insane, she became a cat, or rather Kitten. She made many friends, and, although took a leave of absence once, came back happily and excitedly. Then, everything fell apart.
It started over, what the newly named PK, thought was a trivial matter. A few of the posts on the message board were moved. But this bothered many of the boardies. They rebelled against this action and were rudely insulted by the mover of the posts. Soon, the owner of the board joined with the mover of the posts. It was around this time that PK, or Amy, decided that it was too unpeaceful for her to remain. She, sadly left. The message board, her beloved Consternizing Community, was closed.
But, unbeknowst to Amy, a new board was made, and then another, by the boardies who were determined to stay together. Then, PK decided to return to the board, ashamed about her cowardice. Luckily, the boardies welcomed her back. She again left for a while, but came back, especially after fellow boardie, Arwen, noted how long she had gone away and how she should come back. All was peaceful, in the land of insanity.
Over a summer, PK decided to read AIW, a book which was always fun to read. She enjoyed it greatly, and began imagining herself as Alice, or the Cheshire Puss, or the Mad Hatter. But she soon became a large fan, and one day, after sketching a few lemons (her obsession at the time) she created the female counterpart of the Mad Hatter. The Mad Hattress. That was also the day she decided to become that character. So, she turned back into a human, and gained the name The Mad Hattress. All was well, and PK felt her insanity grow.
It wasn't suddenly when PK noticed it, but it seemed that some of the boardies were getting tired of the board. Many of them were starting high school, or college, and therefore could not help but spend less time on the internet. Still, it seemed that too many were leaving. Apparently, PK wasn't the only one who knew this, because, one day, the board was closed. PK was worried, and anxious for the board to open again, sad to not be able to talk to the boardies. Then, it was opened again, but changed. This bothered many of the boardies, but after tweaking with the layout, they finally were able to satisfy everyone. Thus, the board became The Suspicious Society.
As of today, PK is still known as the Mad Hattress. She not only is still a proud boardie, but managed to make a blog (even though it's not the best). She has moved on from Dorian Gray, and now currently is obsessed over Gerard Way, of My Chemical Romance. She resides in Wonderland and still believes that it is the 1850s. Besides from falling asleep and coming to visit her yourself, you may reach her at TheCheshirePuss@hotmail.com.
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MINE!!!!!
Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
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Alright. Next stop, River City, Iowa. Or rather, stuff.
{All of the material on the blog is made, sponsored, produced, acted, written, and used by PK. Perhaps not all at once, though.}
Izzie: Comes As You Are
Nurie: Rapture
Strawberry Gashes
TSS
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Songs that You Should Hear:
Anything by-Evanescence (not an actual song, I mean anything by Evanescence. They rock!)
Anything by-My Chemical Romance
Anything by-The Spill Canvas
Anything by-The Used
Anything by-Taking Back Sunday
Anything by-Fall Out Boy
Weak and Powerless-A Perfect Circle
Eight Easy Steps-Alanis Morissette
Head Over Feet-Alanis Morissette
Hands Clean-Alanis Morissette
Doth I Protest Too Much-Alanis Morissette
Flavour of the Week-American Hi Fi
My World-Avril Lavigne
Naked-Avril Lavigne
One Week-Barenaked Ladies
Pinch Me-Barenaked Ladies
Jane-Barenaked Ladies
Go Home-Barenaked Ladies
Places You Have Come To Fear The Most-Dashboard Confessional
As Lovers Go-Dashboard Confessional
Bye Bye Boyfriend-Fefe Dobson
Kiss Me Fool-Fefe Dobson
Unforgiven-Fefe Dobson
Forever and a Day-First Time Fallen
Time of Your Life-Green Day
Pretty Life-Jakalope
Pain-Jimmy Eats World
The Middle-Jimmy Eats World
Pretend To Be Nice-Josie and the Pussycats
Three Small Words-Josie and the Pussycats
You Don't See Me-Josie and the Pussycats
Sometimes Want to Die-Joy Drop
Original Skin-Katy Rose
Glow-Katy Rose
Lemon-Katy Rose
Overdrive-Katy Rose
Teaching Myself to Dream-Katy Rose
I Like-Katy Rose
Stole-Kelly Rowland
It's About Time-Lillix
Breaking the Habit-Linkin Park
Numb-Linkin Park
Extraordinary-Liz Phair
You Get Me-Michelle Branch
Hotel Paper-Michelle Branch
Float On-Modest Mouse
We're In This Together Now-Nine Inch Nails
Heart Shaped Box-Nirvana
Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana
You Know You're Right-Nirvana
Do Re Mi-Nirvana
Marigold-Nirvan
Sappy-Nirvana
About A Girl-Nirvana
Lithium-Nirvana
Do You Love Me-Nirvana
Life-Our Lady Peace
Innocent-Our Lady Peace
Clumsy-Our Lady Peace
Somewhere Out There-Our Lady Peace
Perfect-Simple Plan
Addicted-Simple Plan
Fallen Through-Skye Sweetnam
Number One-Skye Sweetnam
Tangled Up In Me-Skye Sweetnam
Paint it Black-The Tea Party
Writings on the Wall-The Tea Party
One Step Closer Away-The Tea Party
What's Good For Me-Lucy Woodward
Story of a Girl-Nine Days
Take Me Out-Franz Ferdinand
Tell Her Tonight-Franz Ferdinand
All Of My Love-Led Zeppelin
Immigrant Song-Led Zeppelin
Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
Dazed and Confused-Led Zeppelin
And Your Bird Can Sing-The Beatles
Michelle-The Beatles
I Am The Walrus-The Beatles
I Feel Fine-The Beatles
Suicide Note-The Drive
Mr. Brightside-The Killers
Last Night-The Strokes
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Quotable Quotes:
M-To that end, I set my wolf among you sheep.
Dorian Gray-Growl.
Rodney Skinner-Hello my freaky darlings.
Draco Malfoy-Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry-[disguised as Goyle] Uhh... Reading.
Draco Malfoy-Reading? I didn't know you could read.
Gilderoy Lockhart-AMAZING! This is just like magic!
Narrator-The muffin tree said nothing, as it was a tree, and trees don't talk.
Arwen-The highway man, the highway man
He lurks behind your toe
He paints your nails and clips your tails,
And never says hello
Jack Sparrow- Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth- One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow- But why is the rum gone?
Gordo- But, he hearts you, MRNDA.
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The Grand Finale!!!
Thank you for riding the PK express. We will soon be landing in Sanity, Earth. If you happen to see anyone on the wings of the plane, close your eyes and think happy thoughts. I hope you had a pleasant trip. This is your captain, attendent, stewardess, PK. Or so you think. But in reality, I'm am DEMENTIA!!! Vampire queen of the INSANE!!! MWAHAHA!!! This flight will crash in 3, 2, 1..... Fine, we're landing at an airport, happy? Sheesh, some people...
{All of the material on the blog is STILL made, sponsored, produced, acted, written, and used by PK. Perhaps not all at once, though.}
If you can read this:
Wow, you're a smart cookie. So therefore you get a cookie!!!
(Or perhaps I'm in between layouts and forgot to change the text colour so that you can actually see this, but still!)
Does this mean you actually read all the random stuff I put? Wow! You're my hero! Or maybe you just sneaked down, but still! Anyways, I hope you liked my blog! (Although you probably didn't...)
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Saturday, March 12, 2005
Everybody loves CHEEEEEEESECAKE....
Lalalalala.
Fear teh pinkness of the layout. There shalt not be a banner. (Not that there was one last time, but now I have an excuse since I don't have an image host.)
In case you care, after we said yes for ICR for confederation debates, New Brunswick got 11 points. Which therefore put us in tied for 3rd place. ^___^ Told ya we'd catch up.
Hmmm...I'm not sure whether I should waste my money on CDs, books, or the funky guitar purse I saw a while ago. (Oh my, it was so awesome. >_< Of course, they've probably sold it by now...)
And then, if I choose CDs, which ones?
I'm thinking Taking Back Sunday/Franz Ferdinand/Beatles/Dashboard Confessional/...there was some other CD I wanted, but I can't remember now...
So, can anyone tell me which of those is best?
And, I could buy CDs and books if I so chose. Or, I might be able to get my parents to buy me books, since reading is good. X3.
And then, what books do I buy/get my parents to buy?
I want to read some good teenage girl books. I'm thinking Princess Diaries, but if anyone can suggest other good books, go ahead.
And what about manga? I wanna buy some more manga tooooo. I still wanna buy the other xxxholics, and the next Model, and there's probably other ones I'd like.
Gah. I'm so bad at deciding how to spend my money.
>_> I'm even worse at saving it. (Gah, at most I have $60 right now, and about half of that is saving money which I don't want to spend. However, I think my brother has...$300 saved in the bank? o_o. So not fair.)
Ah. Tis March Break.
I remember that a March Break many years ago I found The Consternizing Community. My life has not been the same since.
And here I am, 13 years old, back at March Break.
Meh. I wish it was those years ago, the beginning of TCC. >__< A LOT has changed since then. And not all for the better.
I'm so angsty. Spear me. XD
Posted at 02:51 pm by TheMadHattress
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Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Gah. I have abandoned my little bloggy. ;_; I'm sorry.
>_> I should really make a new layout. I wish html loved me. ._. What I'd really like is a nice pink and purple layout. Hmmm...I'll see if I get enough motivation...
Wheeeee. History is fun. ^_^ (Colony debates for Canadian confederation. I'm New Brunswick! Well, me, Boris, and Khang. But still.)
Ehehehe...I dissed Newfoundland. Burn. (Well, they deserved it. I mean, they're being selfish about everything. And by Newfoundland, I mean the students in my class who are playing the Newfoundland people. I have no problem with Newfies in real life.)
And Mr. P insulted them too. XD. He said they were the type of people who, if their house was broken into, would go into their basement and suck their thumbs.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Of course, I don't like being the only one in the group who actually researches. >____<
And, being last place so far isn't so much fun. >_< But, we'll catch up. ...eventually.
Doot doodle doo.
Maybe the reason I don't update is because me life is so boring? ^_^;
...
CHEESE FISH.
Or, pour les Francais,
POISSON FROMAGE.
Meehee.
Posted at 07:35 pm by TheMadHattress
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Wednesday, March 02, 2005
My image host has shut down.
Therefore, no banner, and no fanlistings.
Unless I get a new host.
I haven't used blogdrive in ages...I guess I just don't have a very interesting life...<shrugs>
Ah, I'm too tired/lazy to write anything right now.
Byebye.
Posted at 09:04 pm by TheMadHattress
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Sunday, February 20, 2005
I'm NOT okay, I'm not OKAY, I'm not OKAY, you wear me out...
Mwaha. I have finally updated the link section. :3 You should be proud.
Now I should update the other stuff. >_> It's pretty old. Meh, you just wait and maybe I'll get around to it.
I'm getting tired of this green...greeness. I should make a new layout. But I'm way too lazy.
What I would like is a nice purple layout. I have an idea for the banner but...I can't find any pictures...
Ooo, if you know where I can find pictures from the "Alice Through the Looking Glass" movie, the TV one with...what's-her-face, from Van Helsing, please tell me. Or else I'll have to resort to the Disney movie pics, and they aren't as cool.
Gah. This being in a musical thing is boring. I get to go to choir meetings twice a week at lunch, but no acting. Because I don't have lines. Apparently, we're starting the dance chorus in March. But I'm not too excited about that, really. What I want is LINES. LIIIIIINES. Or AT LEAST a role with an actual name, not just "Enchanted Furniture". Gah. Why has no one dropped out/been kicked out yet?! How am I supposed to get their roles?!
Oh, and then there's band. Not even jazz band anymore, just senior band. (Because Musicfest is next week, this big competition thing, so all the jazz band meetings are now senior band. >_>. No electric geeeeeetars. ._. this makes me very sad.) Twice a week at lunch, twice after school. Gah. Way too much band. And, if the choir and band practices aren't on the same days, which they sometimes are, that means I only get to go out ONE recess every week. Wah. And then, inclimate weather sometimes means NO recess. >_<. I mish my friends. (Although, alot of them are in band or musical, if not both.)
XD, I'm so grumpy. Don't mind me.
Meep. Homework=evil. Although, we actually haven't had much lately, due to the assembly-ness going on, and ski days and such. But now that the assembly is done, more LA homework. >_< And we're starting the colony debates soon in history.
I'm going now. Don't miss me too much.
Posted at 01:31 pm by TheMadHattress
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Tuesday, February 15, 2005
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
Scratch that, I am crazy.
But not as crazy as Aoyu in my class. XDDDDDDD The voices in his head tell him jokes, apparently.
Today is a snow day. (Actually, I think it's an ice day...)
It's surprising that none of my friends are on MSN, if it's a snow day. Or maybe there is school, and this is my mom's evil plot to make me stay home. Or maybe they just have lives.
Ooo. Ski day Thursday.
No, I'm not going skiing. Ick. But staying at school is fun. (I'm serious. We get art, drama, computers, and free periods. It's fun.)
I hope I get to be in the same "class" as Adrienne, but if I remember correctly there was only 2 classes worth of students who actually came to school. And this year there's less students.
(...I'm getting confused. >_< I can't remember if Adrienne is spelt with an a or an e.)
Aw, we were supposed to have art today. ._. I hope they don't skip day 1 when we get back and just start on day 2. (Although, if they did that, the band schedule wouldn't be messed up...)
Meh. I'm bored. And I'm off. Mwah.
Posted at 01:38 pm by TheMadHattress
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Saturday, February 12, 2005
He's there in case I want it all, he's scared cause I won...
All in all the clock is slow, six coloured pictures all in a row, of a marigold...
Ack. At first I thought my kitty was being sweet by sitting on my lap, but first she bit my arm and now she has it held down with her head. o_o. Which means I have to type with one hand. My right hand, too. (I'm left handed.) So please...oh, never mind, there she goes.
I haven't updated in ages. Hmmm...what to say...
Oh, my family abandoned me. <nods> I mean, yeah, it was only to the mall place with Micheals, and it was because I slept in till one, but still.
And they left me with waffle batter to make lunch. But...I don't want waffles!
But I have to eat. And I dunno what to do with the batter otherwise. >_>
Ack, she's back. Missy, be a good girl. (Or else I'll call you by your real name. Missouri. <snicker>) Oh, no, she left again. XD
...I just realized I have no clue how the waffle maker works. o_o. They may explode. Or not cook. Or burn. Darnnit. And yet, I put the waffle batter in anyways. ^_^;
Monday=...darnnit, I can't think of what Ocy called it, but it was something along the lines of day-of-proclaiming-love-but-terrible-if-you're-single day. Something like that. Which =Valentines Day. Ooooooo...
Sorry, just checked on the waffles. ...is it supposed to whistle like that? They don't look done. In fact, on of them ripped in half when I opened it. >_>
Okay, V-Day. Probably wont be that different than any other V-day. I get candy and teddy from parental units, might get a couple candygrams from friends (I remember last year, not at Valentines but for Halloween, I had secret admirers. Ooooo...that, or my friends didn't sign their names. X3)
...oh, I was supposed to put that Pam spray stuff on the waffle iron, wasn't I? X_x;...so thats why it was stuck to the waffle maker. >_>. Oh well, maybe they'll still work?
I keep talking about them waffles. You dont care. >_<;
Oh my, when I was shopping last night I saw THE coolest purse EVER. (No, I have not turned into a preppy/girly girl.) IT WAS IN THE SHAPE OF A GUITAR. It was so friggin awesome!!! (I swear, even Boris, who is the most macho guy I know, would think it was awesome.) But....it cost $42 dollars. >_> Money I don't have. Well, I do, but it's my saving money!
My mom said she'd try to sew it. ..okay then....
Ah, I'll stop rambling. I have to go check on my waffles, which are probably burnt. <3
...to you, not the waffles. <3 to you.
Posted at 02:02 pm by TheMadHattress
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Thursday, February 03, 2005
My girl, my girl, don't lie to me...
Tell me where did you sleep last night?
Nack. I got that stuck in my head. It's a spiffy Nirvana song, but still.
I think my mind is a vacum for songs. Once they get in, they don't come out. X3
I haven't updated in a while. What has happened...
Okay, I got back my evil history project which I couldn't do very well on because I didn't have the textbook. >_>. But I got 70%. (I passed! Although, on one sheet, I got 40%, but since on another sheet I got 95%, it evened out.)
I had cake on...Tuesday. (Because Sean is going to another school. BYE SEAN!!!)
We started DT yesterday. Scary...XD, the things I've cut so far are reeeeeally bad. >_<. (Boris says it's a good class, because we get to cut things. ...then he gave me a psycho look. XD)
The Lesbian Club now includes Tommy, and I think Megan, (I have no clue which spelling...Meghan, Meagan, Mehgan...>_>) but Boris isn't a very good lesbian. XP.
Oh, I got my option sheet for high school. o_o. Scary.
I'm not sure whether I want to take music...I can't really see it as something I'd do for a career, but it's fun. And if I want to take guitar in grade 10 (YES, but I might fail...>_>...hey, I'd have to start over, though, since I read bass notes now. For trombone, I mean. Actually, I don't read music so much as I play by ear...)
I want to take art though. Probably all through high school.
Drama is fun, but I'm not sure if it's the most useful class...well, I think I'll take it at least in grade 9...
And I want to take Spanish, but my parents think I should wait for grade 10. (After seeing how hard the French is, and when I have more options.)
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WEST CARLETON!!!
Wah...;_;...
I know, all my friends can transfer to West! (Because they have like 100 extra spots at West, but next to none for Earl. >_>)
I better go now. Don't want to miss my bus.
Posted at 08:34 am by TheMadHattress
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Monday, January 24, 2005
They were lovely, they were lonely, they were together till the end...
They were happy, they were hopeful, they were nothing more than friends,
I need you to remember that, ooo,
This song is for you,
But it's not about you,
It's about people just like us
Don't go searching for those lyrics or asking me what song that is. It's just a bad song I wrote. (And I better not see that as the next big song or something, cause it is miiiiiine...or even on someone else's site, unless they credit me...)
Eheheheheeee...I got to go outside today!!! ...halfway through, after a meeting for the musical...
Oh, by the way, in case you care...I dont even get any lines. >_>
I do get a song though! (Not by myself, but with all the furniture. It's like "Be Our Guest", I think...)
And, if any of the other roles...drop out/are kicked out/whatever, I might get their part! (I'm not sure if I'd be the first to get one of their parts...>_>)
Yeah, so anyways, recess.
Yay! I'm in a new club!
The Lesbians Club!!! YAY!!!
X3, me, Kylie, Sam and Boris.
Cause, you see, lesbians like girls. So, Sam and Boris qualify. I mean, if they weren't lesbians, they'd like guys, and therefore be gay. Makes sense to me. (Ew...liking guys...how stupid...-_-;)
At first, Boris didn't want to join. But then we pointed out how lesbians like girls, and he didn't want to be gay, so...yeah.
XDDDD, originally, Sam, Kylie and I ran into him with our lesbian-ness.
Oh, and Jen (not Jenn, Jen. There is a difference.) was my lesbian friend. But it got really wrong after a while...
Oh, and do not take offence to any of this. I have nothing against lesbians. I really wouldn't care if I was one. We were just having fun, cause Kylie and I had our arms around each other, then Sam wanted to join, and blahblahblah.
...I may be a bad person.
I think I'll post that at the LJ.
Okay, that be all. Nothing to see here.
Posted at 04:55 pm by TheMadHattress
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Friday, January 21, 2005
I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to you....
Heyo.
So, today they announced the roles for the musical.
And guess who got Beauty?
NOT ME! X3
Now, what role did I get?
Enchanted Furniture! (I'm not entirely sure WHAT enchanted furniture, though...there's only three that actually have titles, like mirror or chair, so yeah...)
I'm also in the chorus for singing and dancing. (Which is weird, since there wasn't an audition for dancing, and I'm not actually the best dancer...)
Taryn, Jenn, (spellt with two ns. That's how you tell Jen and Jenn apart. Jenn is the one in my class.) and Miles are furniture toooo, so it should be fun. ^_^
...however, something happened today that somewhat ruined the news.
(I wont post it here, it's at my LJ, but it's friends only.)
However, after some talks with friends and a float, I'm feeling better.
I'm not going to give up that easily. Mwaha.
I'm furniture! Feeeear me.
Posted at 07:27 pm by TheMadHattress
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Thursday, January 20, 2005
Yay! I gots an LJ! So, if you want to be my friend/want me to be your friend, tell me and I shall give you the username. (I already friend-ed a couple of people who are, hopefully, people I know...if those people dont want to be my friends, tell me...>_>)
It's probably going to be friends only, and it's mostly just fangirly-ness. But still.
"Cool" is a cool song. X3
...where is that Nurie? ...she better come soon...and she better go on MSN!
Posted at 01:38 am by TheMadHattress
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